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BREAKING: Dad claims "nice sandwich" was crustless on purpose ● Mom answers with homemade cookies ● Review booth confirms juice box was a bribe ● BREAKING: Dad claims "nice sandwich" was crustless on purpose ● Mom answers with homemade cookies ● Review booth confirms juice box was a bribe ●

Parent of the Week Scoreboard

42MOM

FINALWeek 43

38DAD

Points for Plays

Sandwich, crusts removed +3
Remembered the friend's name +5
Surprise ice cream on a Tuesday +7
Let them stay up "just this once" +10

Penalty Flags 🚩

Illegal bribery (unsanctioned candy) −5
Unsportsmanlike "Ask your mother" −3
Delay of bedtime, intentional −2
Excessive celebration after hug −1

Play-by-Play

7:02aDad opens with pancakes shaped like a dinosaur. Ambitious!

7:05aMom counters, warm syrup. THE CROWD GOES MILD.

3:30pDad on pickup with a surprise slushie. Is this legal?!

8:15pMom with the bedtime story, DOES THE VOICES. Game over, folks.

Power Rankings

1. Mom (↑1) — elite voice work
2. Dad (↓1) — sandwich era fading
3. Grandma — not eligible, too powerful
4. The dog — unbeatable on loyalty

Judged by one (1) bribed kid. Payment: two cookies, received.

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Parent of the Week Scoreboard

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Play-by-Play

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